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05-15-2009, 06:01 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: In shadows....
Posts: 11
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I really got no luck with women...:.(
Ok, this was not so funny like the last1, but painful (well at least for me). It's been one of those nights when i got really REALLY drunk and wasted, after the long night of killing my brain with beer, whiskey, tequila, vodka, and even some absint (that shit isn't illegal here
 ) my girl decided to sleep at my place. OK, you sure can imagine how i collapsed into my bed after getting there, dunno what happened after...no sex of course, but the next morninng i woke up and she was sleeping naked next to me, dunno why ... well i decided to take a shower. And then after 5 min, she comes to me into my little shower naked, we were there under the shower for about 2 minutes aaand then she starts to play with me, mocking me with her boobs, and after i grabbed them out of fun, she jumped back from surprise and flips the little lever for hot water and shuts it closed so that ALL that was left on my hot tempted body was fucking ice cold water.....i screamed like a little girl , and fell out of the shower head down ass up, got some luck so that my face eased my fall down, and the funny thing is ... my dick was still hard....p.s. i broke my nose that moment..... __________________ Support music, not rumors! Last edited by mojo; 05-15-2009 at 06:03 PM. |
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05-16-2009, 03:03 AM
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resident lesser evil
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: norway
Posts: 582
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Re: I really got no luck with women...:.(
tragic yet somehow hilarious...
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05-21-2009, 11:57 PM
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Senior Member
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 736
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Re: I really got no luck with women...:.(
dude wtf I can't offer a penny of info why that happened.
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06-09-2009, 09:48 AM
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chicks dig the cape
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 219
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Re: I really got no luck with women...:.(
you should have crapped yourself, it always gets the girl when i do it
__________________ "You Consume Me, You Consume Me, Like A Burning Flame Running Through My Veins" |
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10-23-2009, 12:39 PM
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Junior Member
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 17
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Re: I really got no luck with women...:.(
or just act like a big bad boy. dont try that infantile stuff unless u know she into it.
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